Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
Anonymous asked: so i was going through your blog for some reason and found angry feminist bro strider (i love you for it) and was wandering since he raised dave if there is also an angry feminist dave too
dave started out as a meme loving fuck who bitterly talked about the friendzone until he got slapped in the mouth